...of the moment
Wow. 8:45 and I'm already typing ("entitlement"=="Assessments") instead of (item.entitlement=="Assessments"). Gonna be a long day.
"How can you sex up the gift of a coffee grinder?"
"Try saying 'now you got the grind, I'll bring the bump?'"
I saw mommy shaking Santa Claus' hand / but in a meaningful way
Jingle bells / jingle bells / jingle at least most of the way
Frosty / the Snowman / was inert
Rudoph / the damp-nosed reindeer / had a rather damp nose
Bittersweet contentment to the world!
O the weather outside is frightful / I hope the god damn furnace guy gets here soon
I'm dreaming / of a ... Christmas / without so many wolves in it
Silent night / shut up.
It came upon the midnight overcast
I'll be home for Christmas / that's what "house arrest" means
12 minutes of fail for your holiday schadenfreude needs. The driver at 7:46 is one of the subtlest and best.
Deregulate. 4 months later, a coordinated "Bear Raid" crashes your economy. Conclusion: Duh.