"Sex life getting boring? Try a trail of rose petals that leads toward your bed but veers into walls and over some marbles, because ahahaha."
--http://twitter.com/BoobsRadley

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"I took a nap and dreamt I was sleepy. Really, brain?"
--http://twitter.com/unclesamkent

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http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2012/0605/Transit-of-Venus-What-to-expect Judging by previous transits, Venus is pretty crap at making eclipses.