Man, where has Frazz been all my life?
--LAN3 Tue Dec 16 18:58:16 2003
Got this today at about 6pm CST:Verizon Wireless To: (several other recipients biedses me)Subject: Important Account Information from Verizon Wireless, ID: 9D5U4823PE54T Hello Dear! Your current bill for your account is now available online in My Verizon Total Balance Due: $1419.23 Keep in mind that payments and/or adjustments made to your account after your bill wasgenerated will not be reflected in the amount shown above. View all your recent bills in application materials. Thank you for choosing Verizon Wireless. Of course, I'm not opening any virus-laden attachments!!At least they cared enough to call me Dear !!!
--Valentin Mon Mar 4 11:21:58 2013